my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I still have a little drunk in my system
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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