Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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