Already got asked if we're dating
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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