I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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