Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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