32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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