There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
well you can't waste a boner
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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