how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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