stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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