i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
