i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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