Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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