We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
