508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
