He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
