I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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