My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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