The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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