Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
And then my night got REAL pukey
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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