Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize