just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm too high and old for this...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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