did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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