remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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