glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
and she was petting her beer can
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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