And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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