On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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