how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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