so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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