these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think your dad took our porno
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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