Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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