Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she peed on how many people?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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