K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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