Yo dont text me then not text me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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