Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
