at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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