how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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