Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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