Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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