my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
