Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All the doctor said was why
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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