found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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