And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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