Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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