ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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