Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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