What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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