Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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