wanna go halves on a baby?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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