It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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