8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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