I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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