coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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