Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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